It's always the same. You buy that perfect Birthday card and then you go to write your personalised message and.... you always write the same old thing! Well let's see if we can help.

If you're struggling to find the perfect words, worry not! Here are 10 Birthday Message ideas...

1. Age is Just a Number (But Let's Keep It a Secret): "You're not getting older; you're getting better at hiding your age! Happy birthday, forever young!"
   
2. Warning: Advanced Aging Process: "Happy birthday! It's that time of year when your age increases, and your ability to remember where you left your keys decreases."
   
3. Birthday Diets Are Overrated: "Here's to a diet-free, calorie-loaded, and cake-filled birthday! Enjoy, guilt-free!"
4. Age-Defying Wisdom: "Another year wiser and still pretending to have it all figured out. Keep up the good work!"
   
5. Time to Break Out the Emergency Candles: "Happy birthday! We're officially at an age where we need to call the fire department to help blow out the candles."
   
6. A Special Song: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! You're another year older, but we haven't got enough candles... ok so it doesn't really rhyme."
   
7. The Secret to Aging Gracefully: "Happy birthday! Remember, you're like a fine wine – you get better with age and may make others a bit tipsy."
   
8. It's Not About the Wrinkles: "Age doesn't matter; it's the laugh lines that count! Keep smiling and have an incredible birthday!"
   
9. Birthday Calories Don't Count: "Happy birthday! Don't worry about those extra slices of cake; birthday calories have a magical way of disappearing."
   
10. The Fountain of Youth: "Happy birthday! I heard the secret to staying young is refusing to act your age. You're doing an excellent job!"
    

So, there you have it - the ultimate guide to crafting a birthday card that will leave the recipient grinning from ear to ear! Remember, the key is to have fun, be witty, and let your creativity flow. With these funny ideas, you're well on your way to making your loved ones laugh on their special day. Happy writing and even happier birthday celebrations!